Happy (Late) Valentine’s Day
Alright, I know I am extremely late to wish you all a Happy Valentine’s Day. I figure that if you have someone you love then you were probably busy spending time with them, so you really shouldn’t have been checking out my blog. If you were alone then you probably didn’t want me reminding your lonely ass about the empty life you live. I spent Valentine’s evening drinking with some friends at a bar downtown Toronto. Things got a little hazy and I ended up in some persons living room wearing pants that didn’t belong to me. Weird. Well, weird for anyone but me. Sadly, this kind of thing seems to happen fairly often for me! I spent all of the holiday Monday recovering from the damage I did to my liver. This week is all about trying to get back into some form of routine. School is done. My vacation is over. It is time to get back to reality. I recently accepted a job offer with a tech company in Toronto. I start my job on Monday. This will be my career until I get on with a fire department in the area. I am pretty excited about making money again. I haven’t done that since 2008! That pretty much gets you up to date on my world. Here are two Valentine’s Day related funnies that I think you will enjoy. The first is from FailBlog and features a bunch of wedding proposals that are…well…complete fails! When asking someone to marry you in front of a large group of people I would think you should make sure beforehand that the answer would be a yes. After that you get the Valentine’s Day comic from XKCD. God I love geek humor! Since I am largely abusive to you, my faithful blog readers, I think today I should be nice. I actually love you all….except Kevin Gray. I hate you Kevin. I hate you with every muscle in my elegant, brown body!

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I also hate Kevin Gray…