If Men Wrote Women’s Magazines
I have blogged a lot about the differences between men and women. Usually I keep the discussion about boobs but every rare once in a while I go a little deeper. I think women get bad advice when it comes to guys. The main problem is they usually rely on other women to feed them info. That’s like the blind leading the blind! Women can’t tell you how a man thinks. I read some of the advice given and it makes me cringe. There is so much subtlety in the way women think and act that we, as men, really have no idea what’s going on. Women - you operate on some deep levels. We are impressed. You have so many layers that it’s amazing you actually want to spend your time with us. I once actually read a column that suggested a woman ask her man what’s going through his mind when he is gazing dreamily into the distance. Are you fucking insane!? Let me tell you what we are thinking: Nothing! Seriously, we have absolutely nothing going on at this time and we enjoy that. It’s why we are looking at the wall. When a woman asks us about our feelings at this time we panic. CRAP! What am I supposed to say? If I tell the truth and admit to thinking about nothing then she won’t believe it and assume I am breaking up with her. If I come up with something quickly then I wouldn’t have scanned it for any chance it can be related to her weight. Fuck! The clock is ticking and she is still waiting for an answer! Maybe if I jump out off the balcony then it will cause a change in subject. Hopefully, I proved my point there. Not all the advice you get about how to deal with men is quality. If you want to know how a guy would react then just go out and ask a dude. Although, make sure it is a guy you know. If you ask some random guy then he will instantly assume you want to have sex with him and he will tell you whatever he thinks is the fastest route to your vagina. I got the below images from CoolMaterial. It’s an awesome site geared towards dudes. These are what women’s magazines would look like if a guy wrote them. Funny, but very true!
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