My New Hero: Ree
As I suspected, I had no trade last night. I was playing hockey and didn’t have time. We are getting dangerously close to Christmas and new years. I don’t like trading around this time of year. I might look at things tonight, hopefully I can spot something for a quick profit. Anyways, about my hockey game. We won, but it definitely sucked ass. We have some people who seem to think that recreational hockey is equivalent to the NHL. They think that you need to antagonize the other team to throw them off their game. Idiocy. The game ended with about a minute to go because a brawl broke out. Yours truly wasn’t a part of the nonsense. Pay me $15,000 per game and I will fight anybody. I sure as hell wont fight in a league that I pay to play in. The win came on the strength of my new hero: my buddy Ree. He injured his knee and had to leave the game for a short while. He came back to score 4 goals, including 2 in one shift to ice the game for us. I posted about this guy a while back when he was being a little bitch and used the electric cart to move around when he injured himself. Since I called him out for being a pussy back then, I need to commend him on here now. Here are two shots of Ree. There is the classic pose, him with two beers because he is just too awesome to have only one. And, him playing Guitar Hero. I would like to have a shot of him playing hockey - but he moves too damn fast! Congrats on your 4 goals Ree! As promised, this is the blog post about you. I have now completed any obligations I have to you as a friend.

Tags: Funny, guitar hero, hockey, my hero, ramblings, ree, Sports








What no comments on how I scored 4 goals in one game…what is wrong with your readers mike!!!
I havent done this type of things since i was like 10…I should at least have one comment on your blog…geez…
But thanks for posting this story..(insert tear here)