Damn, I love a good flow chart.  All the great problems in life can be solved with one.  I think the people at HolyTaco did Santa a huge solid this time.  They created this flow chart to help him (and you) determine who has been naughty and who has been nice.  Apparently I am naughty.  Probably shouldn’t have killed all those people.  Check it out and see how you do.

Songs can be confusing.  Like anything, confusion can be overcome with the use of a flow chart.  In case you ever needed help belting out “total eclipse of the heart” then this diagram below will keep you on track!  As an added bonus I have included the best application of the song: Old School.  I figured this information will help you get through your wednesday.  No need to thank me.

I love flow charts.  They replace the need for words.  So, I don’t really need to set this up too much.  This is a great flow chart courtesy of Maxim.  They have broken down the common paths of arguments between men and women.  These are great to study in preparation for an argument with your significant other.  Or, print it out in a small font and keep it as a pocket guide for when an argument happens on the fly.  This way you can call your plays with some hope for success.

I am a geek. I have explained this many times. And, if you don’t understand that by now then your dumb-asses aren’t going to ever get it. I am not happy with just procrastinating. I need structure. I need to turn it into a science. The below is exactly what I am talking about. It is much like the time I blogged about how to tell if you dress like a douchebag. This one is from ProjectSidewalk. It is a very detailed process for procrastination. It is great for identifying what current state of procrastination you are in and where to go from there. I strongly suggest you print this off and stick it up in your office. Or, don’t print it up. That sounds like work. Do it later. Whatever.

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