I have a twisted sense of humor.  But, if you are on this site, so do you.  It is funny when average people get hurt and it is caught on tape.  It is extra funny when it happens to news reporters.  They always appear to be larger than life.  Nothing bad can happen to them.  Or can it?  Check out these two very short clips.  So funny to watch over and over again.

*That was good. This is better…

As you can see, I didn’t trade again last night.  I checked the spread and it was high so I didn’t even bother looking at the charts.  I didn’t want to get into a bad trade and end the week on a sour note.  I have money in the account.  I don’t lose anything by waiting.  essentially, I get paid to wait!  So, I figured I would bring you another gem from College Humor.  This video is part of their “hardly working” series.  I have often been amazed at the power of Facebook.  People update the damn thing by the minute.  Facebook has powers.  Scary powers.  Check it out:

HAHAHAHAHA!  Well, what I mean to say is….HAHAHAHHHAA.  OK, seriously.  This is funny.  We have all been there.  At least the people who read this blog have probably been there.  You know.  You have a few too many soda pops and suddenly gravity is a debate and not a law.  What makes the guy below different is the audience he picked to lose this debate.  A cop.  A cop who is about to administer a sobriety test on him.  If that wasn’t enough, the dude looks like he manages to hurt himself pretty bad.  Watch it 100 times and it gets old.  Keep watching it and it gets funny again after about 125 times.

Oh man! How is it possible that I haven’t brought you the Terry Tate videos before? This was a Reebok ad campaign that was absolutely amazing. It is done in a sports feature style with this massive linebacker named Terry Tate. The catch: he is a linebacker in an office. These videos are freaking hilarious. God how I wish I could be an office linebacker! Well, Terry Tate hasn’t been around for a while. Something brought him back. Sarah Palin. Terry has a very painful message for Sarah Palin. Check out the original video introducing who Terry Tate is and then check out his new message for Palin.

*And now, his “meeting” with Sarah Palin…

Thanks to my friend Nik, I have found another set of funny videos! Human Giant is a sketch comedy show brought to us by the assholes at MTV. These clips are pretty damn funny too! It is hard to explain what they bring to the table. I will just let you watch this perfect example of what they do. Awesome.

This is an example of how NOT to handle getting a ticket. Usually you can be a bit of an ass, but in the end you can only really get out of things in court. So, this guy seemed to have things under control. Then he drops the ball at the end. I am pretty sure he is going to be in trouble.

HAHAHAHAHA.  I love it when I see dumb-ass drivers messing up.  Here is the perfect example of that.  I can see accidentally hitting a pothole or something small that is hidden by the road.  There is no excuse for running into a 2-3 foot skate ramp on a residential road while kids are around.  Wait, there is an excuse.  They didn’t see it.  They probably also wouldn’t have seen a kid or an elephant had it been on the road.

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I am still under the weather, so I don’t want to hit you with anything ground breaking today.  I did spend some more time looking through my archives and I found another awesome video.  This one is about a guy named Tom Mabe who enjoys dicking around with telemarketers.  Enjoy!

 

 

I posted this video on my blog way back in the day. Back when this blog was brand new to the Internet. I was going through my old posts when I rediscovered this video. It is still one of the best videos I have ever seen online. I can watch this thing over and over again and still crack up laughing. Check it out!

I don’t usually like the “cute” stuff found on YouTube.  I couldn’t care less about your cat or dog and how adorable they are.  This cat has enough awesomeness to be blog worthy.  This cat is like Jet Li or Chuck Norris.  Check out this ninja cat as it moves closer and closer to it’s target without being caught moving.  It’s stealth moves displayed are the stuff legends are made of.