• Anyone who live in Canada enjoyed a nice holiday weekend.  So, this is sort of like a Sunday night post.  One of the best parts about turkey day is all the leftovers.  I managed to get 4 leftover turkey meals into me today.  I also managed to take 3 naps - which is probably why I am posting this at around midnight.
• This weekend was filled with some interesting times.  I went out for lunch on Saturday and actually ordered the fish.  I usually plan on ordering fish and always make a last minute switch to steak.  As a result of this my penis fell off.  No, it really didn’t.
• I went to a bar I haven’t been to in a long time.  I drank my body weight in beer - which is a place I have been to many times.
• A plan for late night Chinese food was derailed by some crazy drama.  For once, this didn’t involve me in any way.  Note: shawarma makes an excellent backup food plan when the dead-beat father of some random girls baby is at your favourite late night Chinese restaurant and she is driving you around for some reason.  Don’t worry, that isn’t supposed to make sense.  I was there and I still don’t get it.
• Spending quality time in bed was definitely needed after a late night food adventure.  My choice of shows to watch was How I Met Your Mother: Season 4.  Barney get’s even more awesome!  I highly recommend this to anyone who enjoys high levels of awesomeness.  If you don’t like the show…well…you probably suck and I don’t want you reading this blog.  Seriously, stop reading.  I can do nothing for you.
• The Toronto Maple Leafs, with their improved defense corps, can’t seem to play anything that even resembles defense.  It’s a very interesting problem.  Since the opposite result is happening from our efforts then we should just go with that.  They should try to throw a game.  Lay down on the ice and let the other team play.  Sure it’s a bold plan, but it really can’t get any worse!  That seems to be what the guys are doing anyways.  At least this way they can prove an ability to execute a plan for a full 60 minutes.  And there you have it.  My weekend summary.  Since I always try to add value to your visit - here is a cartoon that has nothing to do with anything.

Good morning everyone!  Hopefully you are all waking up hung over as hell and plan to spend the day on the couch watching movies and football.  I have a volunteer gig and a ton of homework, so that is going to take me right up until around midnight.  Crappy!  Oh well.  My life has ramped back up to being completely busy.  I guess it’s a good thing I am single.  Speaking of that, here are a pair of comics from SMBC that seem to revolve around that single theme.  Enjoy!

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Let’s get back to the fun stuff!  I have had enough of the serious/depressing posts.  Since today is Saturday it seems appropriate to hit up SMBC for some comic action.  In this Sex Offender comic we learn how to put a pleasant spin on anything!  Today is a crazy day for me.  My hockey team somehow managed to win some tournament and now we have some last minute games thrown into our lives as part of a bigger tournament.  If we somehow manage to be the team of destiny, it means our season continues in Vegas for another tournament.  We are nursing some injuries though and two of our top three scorers are out of action.  Our games have a 5 hour gap so we are going to have a little BBQ at my house.  If we don’t get too drunk, we might even play our second game!  I will let you all know how it goes.  Enjoy the comic!

This blog looks at everything from a guys point of view.  Probably because I am a guy.  It wouldn’t make sense for me to have a woman’s point of view.  I don’t know how things are for women.  I do hear rumors though.  Apparently, having your period sucks.  This is me paying respect to that monthly plight the ladies go through.  Actually, this is SMBC paying the respect with this comic.  This is a long weekend coming up so I hope you all have an awesome time and enjoy some sunshine.  I will be staying in Toronto to see some people and maybe hitting the links a couple of times.  It’s back to school next week

Sorry for the gap in posts.  I have been ultra busy doing absolutely nothing.  Thursday night I was out for Boobs Night.  It was a breast cancer thingy that I was invited to.  I would love to post more info about it, but I have absolutely no pics!  And, since I drank my body weight, I don’t even have many memories.  But, I am a firm supporter of drinking for good causes.  Somehow, it makes the hangover a little bit better when you know you did a little good.  My hats off to the organizers of the event.  I would post names, but I didn’t get permission.  The rest of the weekend was a bit of a blur too.  Hanging out with people, food and wine.  The usual!  Sunday was my hockey teams playoffs.  We managed to win both games to win our division!  We now get to go on to other tournaments.  Yay us!  Anyways, I think it’s time for a comic.  Since I have been in a slightly foul mood I have chosen something slightly depressing.  Depressing, yet still awesome!  Enjoy and I hope to bring you some good stuff this week.

It has been a few days since my last post.  I really should apologize for that.  Someday, maybe I will.  I am FINALLY done my second semester at school.  I had a final exam on Friday and I had a practical test and project due as well.  On Saturday I went out with some friends to celebrate and I drank all the booze in Toronto.  All of it.  Go ahead…check your fridge.  It’s gone.  I drank it.  So, Sunday was a write off.  I managed to drag my ass out of bed for my hockey game at night.  Since I really don’t have anything else going on I figure a comic will give you some value for stopping in today.  Here is another gem from Cyanide and Happiness.

I hope everyone had an awesome weekend.  In Toronto, we finally had some summer weather to enjoy!  I was outside golfing on Friday and drinking on the deck after.  Saturday was spent roller blading on the lake shore.  At night I went downtown and enjoyed a few beers on the balcony of my friends condo.  He has an awesome view of the lake.  If we were gay it would have been romantic as hell.  Since this is the end to a great weekend I will just give you a fun little comic to enjoy.  Don’t read too much into it.  It’s just for kicks dammit!

What a crazy weekend!  We are still in the middle of a much needed long weekend.  Friday was a night out downtown and Saturday was a little bit of the same.  Both nights involved a fair amount of the drink so I was hurting pretty good today.  Saturday night was a boys night out and it continued a new trend for me: multiple dinners.  I seem to be eating more than I ever have lately.  I had dinner before going out for drinks.  We then sat down for a full Chinese dinner after the bar.  And then, not 30 minutes later, ate pizza!  Let’s see how long I can keep this up before I start gaining weight!  Anyways, here is a comic that has nothing to do with anything.  I really am a big fan of the SMBC comics when they relate to god or religion.  Enjoy!

Again, my posting frequency sucks this week.  Good news is on the way though.  I am done my last practical training day tomorrow.  Although it is fun to be in live fires it is tiring and has pretty much consumed my days.  I do have a good post to throw up about trading…or…not trading.  It is definitely relevant because I am now the most inactive trader in the world.  I sometimes have to look into my own archives just to see when I last made trades.  Again, I am hoping to improve the frequency of that as soon as school starts to die down as well.  Anyways, here are two things for you to enjoy.  One is a funny comic from XKCD.  I haven’t posted any of their stuff in a while so this is long overdue.  The next is video is a drunk Squirrel.  Yup…he is completely wasted.  It’s pretty funny!

Happy Canada Day to anyone who is here in the North with me!  To the Americans, I will certainly send you my best on the 4th.  I am out doing holiday type stuff and am posting this remotely.  So, without further time wasting…here is a comic from SMBC.  This is a seriously creative way to get your kids off of fast food.