Posts Tagged ‘jesus’

SMBC: Die For Your Sins

Hello everyone.  Once again I fail to write much at the end of the week.  Things just get so hectic that I don’t have time to blog.  Well, that isn’t completely true.  It is more like I am either too drunk or too boring to have anything good to write!  I did manage to check out a new spot downtown Toronto last night.  I, as usual, forgot my camera!  I did snag one shot with my BlackBerry though.  I will write about that tomorrow though.  I also plan to give you a before and after shot of my dentist visit on Monday.  I broke a front tooth recently and need to get that fixed.  No big deal…I have broken my front teeth about 10 times now.  That’s the price of being a small guy with a big mouth!  As per usual, here is a comic that has nothing to do with any of that.  But, it is kinda funny in a “mock religion” kinda way.  Enjoy!

Posted on June 27th, 2009 by Mike  |  No Comments »

Ramblings - April 16, 2009

  • Hell week is finally over for me!  I just finished writing 5 final exams in 4 days.  I have to admit that I was completely burned out.  I had absolutely no desire to do any studying and I am pretty sure my marks on those exams will reflect that.  I walked into most classes with anywhere from a 90% - 95% average.  I am pretty sure those numbers will drop into the 80’s once they have added everything up.  Oh well.  When you are as awesome as me you can find it hard to be motivated.  I still have one major exam next week in my medical class.  On that weekend I  have to go in to do a practical exam.  It’s kinda cool, they have actors come in and they create a scenario that I will have to be the first responder in.
  • In other news it’s about fucking time that the weather started to warm up!  I checked my archives and I was golfing on April 14th last year with Johal.  Then on the 19th it was hot enough to wear shorts and we went golfing at Nobleton Lakes.  Tomorrow looks to be really nice and I am dying to do something summer-ish.  I might get some swings in at a driving range when I am done my morning class.  If I do something cool I will be sure to get you more details.  To be honest, I am looking forward to some boring days with school winding down for the semester.
  • Since I always try to bring you something fun, here is a comic from Explosm.  It is a little old because it is about Easter, but it is good enough that I really should have featured it much earlier.  Enjoy!

Posted on April 16th, 2009 by Mike  |  No Comments »

What Would Jesus REALLY Do?

Anyone who has been around this blog long enough knows that I enjoy making fun of religion.  There was this post…and this one…and also this one!  It is not that I am knocking people with faith, I just find it funny how people get so pissed off about it.  Seriously, pretty much every religion teaches peace and we have used this as justification to kick the shit out of anyone who has a different version of this peaceful message.  I find that irony pretty funny.  And, to be fair, I will make fun of every religion…especially my own!  That’s why I enjoy anything to do with Jesus being less than “bible-esque.”  In spirit of that I have two things to bring you.  One is the newest book I have decided to read.  It is called “Lamb” and it is by some guy named Christopher Moore.  Apparently this guy has built quite a library of books taking a funny/sarcastic look at things.  In Lamb he delves into Jesus: the missing years.  These are stories told by Christ’s best buddy growing up named Biff.  I just cracked into it and so far I can tell you that it reads very well.  It is a pretty cool style of humor, funny because of the topic but not so obvious otherwise.  I would have probably finished the thing if not for the fact I have 5 final exams this week.  It’s a good thing that I piss excellence!  Back to Jesus.  Here is the pic of the book.  Now you know what it looks like so you can go buy it or rent it or borrow it or download it or whatever the hell you do to read things.  And, just for fun, I threw in a comic on this topic from SMBC.

 

 

Posted on April 12th, 2009 by Mike  |  No Comments »

SMBC: Agnostic

Happy Saturday everyone!  I spent the first evening of my spring break doing what all students generally do…getting drunk.  I also spent the first morning of my spring break sleeping in.  How nice to be a bum again.  Since this is Saturday morning (what…4pm is still morning) I bring you a comic from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.  I enjoy taking every opportunity to make fun of peoples deepest beliefs.  So, take this Jesus!

Posted on February 28th, 2009 by Mike  |  No Comments »

Jesus Has An Awesome Job

For a long time, I figured Jesus had a tough job. He never got anything out of the deal. But, there is an aspect to his work that I wasn’t aware of. This pic explains it.

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Posted on April 22nd, 2008 by Mike  |  No Comments »