So, I was thinking about sex…yeah…you know what?  This really doesn’t need much of a setup.  Here is some fun stuff to know about orgasms.  I learned one major thing here: being a pig would be awesome!

Via: Medical Insurance

I…I just don’t know what to say.  I recently posted about not adding your boss on Facebook.  This latest find makes the last idiot look like a damn genius.  Just read the wall post.  If you are going to chat about somebody you just banged you should probably make sure you send it in a message instead of a wall post.

Ooooo…my poor Forex Robot got it’s ass kicked on Friday.  I am down around 10% as a result of 3 horrible trades.  Let’s see if it can recover at the start of next week.  I will try to remain consistent and report the results on Wednesday.  Other than that, not much else going on with me this weekend.  I am just chillin’ at home.  As usual, I have a lot of studying to do.  Since it is Saturday, it seems appropriate to bring you another comic from SMBC.  Enjoy!

I have a hockey game tonight so I am not sure if I will be able to trade during my usual evening hours.  I also have a couple of tests tomorrow so I really should spend any free time studying.  I know this blog is about Forex but I do try to mix it up a bit.  How do I do that?  Simple: throw in some random comics that have absolutely nothing to do with Forex!  I can always count on the good people at SMBC for that.  On that note…

XKCD comes through again to clarify something that is commonly referenced.  The base system has been varying interpretations.  Some say first base is kissing.  Some say first base is a hand job.  There is too big a difference there, and not having a solid definition can cause serious confusion for all.  Thanks to XKCD we now have the complete definition.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. That’s really the only thing I can add to this post. The pic says it all.

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Every once in a while a man finds a way to break new ground. Breaking the sound barrier. Walking on the moon. Splitting the atom. I feel that we may have another example of this feat. A man in Houston is trying to accomplish what would have seemed impossible only a few years back. Via Craigslist, he wants to find a male masturbation partner to service him while he is tied to a tree in the middle of a tornado. Yes, he wants his ejaculation to enter the funnel.

This man…wait. Man is not strong enough of a word. This pioneer is breaking new ground. He is actually proposing to not only involve another male into his sexual endeavor. He wants to also involve a tree and an element, the wind. This guy is like…well…there isn’t a word for this. That means I get to create one! Here it is. Homo-splinterdik-windcumiac.

For this trail blazer of sexual freedom, the internet age has truly accelerated his chances of making this a reality. Imagine him 20 years ago trying to find someone at the bar who would be into that? The odds are astronomical. But, being able to post on the internet has lowered his odds to…well…still extremely high….but much more likely!

Click on the pic below to see the actual ad: