Sometimes, even someone as great as me needs help.  I recently had a bit of writers block strike me down while I was trying to write up an English paper.  Lord knows why a firefighter would need to really understand how to write a great essay - but I do what I am told!  Thank god for the internet.  There are a million websites that can assist any student.  My choice was to go to Homestarrunner and get some help from StrongBad.  That dude can help anyone with anything.  I have posted this clip twice before, but it is so good that it deserves another play.  Also, you can download the .doc file at the end!  If anybody out there has an essay or report due, I suggest you use StrongBad’s file as a template!  Click on the image of StrongBad to go see the show.

Life as a student is tough!  Although I am in school specifically to be a firefighter I still have to take an English course.  I recently had to write an essay.  I haven’t written an essay since high school.  I am the worlds most amazing blogger (personal opinion) so I figured it wouldn’t be too difficult.  I ended up getting 90% on the thing.  Although that is a good grade it got me wondering what I could have done to make it perfect.  As with most questions in life, Strongbad usually has the answer.  He wrote an incredible English paper for one of his loyal fans.  I should have downloaded that paper and turned it in.  Click on the pic of Strongbad to see his work.

You know those error pages you hit on the internet that tell you something is wrong with the site? They usually sound pretty technical and generic. Some people like to pimp those pages on their site so they look original and actually entertain you while they fix the problem. Here is the best I have ever seen…it stars my man Strongbad!

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If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me how to draw a dragon I would…well…probably have a dollar. The fact is, that I wouldn’t draw a dragon. I would outsource that job to my man StrongBad. Now there is a guy who can draw a dragon. Not only that, he can put his creation into a little video game! Check out the video by clicking on the StrongBad pic. Then, try the game at the link below.

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Play the game by clicking HERE!

There is no end to the talent of my man StrongBad. He has so much wisdom to impart on the world, that it was only a matter of time before he wrote a book. He decided to start by writing for kids. Why not? The kids are the future. So, click on the pic to see the totally original kids book written by StrongBad:

Random people email me all kinds of questions. I don’t always have the best answer. I do know someone who has all the answers though. StrongBad. He knows it all. I will let him answer the big ones. Like if someone wants to know how to write a top notch english paper. How the hell would I know? I can barely spell. So, click on the image to find out how my man StrongBad solves this one: