I have blogged a lot about the differences between men and women.  Usually I keep the discussion about boobs but every rare once in a while I go a little deeper.  I think women get bad advice when it comes to guys.  The main problem is they usually rely on other women to feed them info.  That’s like the blind leading the blind!  Women can’t tell you how a man thinks.  I read some of the advice given and it makes me cringe.  There is so much subtlety in the way women think and act that we, as men, really have no idea what’s going on.  Women - you operate on some deep levels.  We are impressed.  You have so many layers that it’s amazing you actually want to spend your time with us.  I once actually read a column that suggested a woman ask her man what’s going through his mind when he is gazing dreamily into the distance.  Are you fucking insane!?  Let me tell you what we are thinking: Nothing!  Seriously, we have absolutely nothing going on at this time and we enjoy that.  It’s why we are looking at the wall.  When a woman asks us about our feelings at this time we panic.  CRAP!  What am I supposed to say?  If I tell the truth and admit to thinking about nothing then she won’t believe it and assume I am breaking up with her.  If I come up with something quickly then I wouldn’t have scanned it for any chance it can be related to her weight.  Fuck!  The clock is ticking and she is still waiting for an answer!  Maybe if I jump out off the balcony then it will cause a change in subject.  Hopefully, I proved my point there.  Not all the advice you get about how to deal with men is quality.  If you want to know how a guy would react then just go out and ask a dude.  Although, make sure it is a guy you know.  If you ask some random guy then he will instantly assume you want to have sex with him and he will tell you whatever he thinks is the fastest route to your vagina.  I got the below images from CoolMaterial.  It’s an awesome site geared towards dudes.  These are what women’s magazines would look like if a guy wrote them.  Funny, but very true!

I love flow charts.  They replace the need for words.  So, I don’t really need to set this up too much.  This is a great flow chart courtesy of Maxim.  They have broken down the common paths of arguments between men and women.  These are great to study in preparation for an argument with your significant other.  Or, print it out in a small font and keep it as a pocket guide for when an argument happens on the fly.  This way you can call your plays with some hope for success.

I don’t usually post the crap I get sent to me in emails.  Usually it’s a bunch of bullshit about me forwarding something to ten people or 100 orphans in Africa will die.  Well, those kids shouldn’t put their lives in the hand of the Internet!  This one was sent to me by my friend Ree and it is good.  So good it is blog worthy.  This completely explains the difference between men and women…in regards to beer.  Now, keep in mind these are ads that are displayed in men’s rooms at many bars.  But, even looking objectively, these things seem pretty accurate.  Feel free to treat them as fact.  Some are pretty large so you may need to click on the image to get a larger picture.