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Zero Punctuation Awards For 2009

Just finished writing my last exam for a while.  My brain is cooked.  I have nothing left.  So, here is something that doesn’t require too much thought.  It has been a long time since I posted a Zero Punctuation video on here.  I looked back and found the New Years episode that gave out the awards for 2009.  Obviously, these are not really awards but another way to make fun of horrible games.  Enjoy!

Posted on February 13th, 2010 by Mike  |  No Comments »

Zero Punctuation: The Sims 3

I haven’t posted anything to do with Forex in a while.  There is a reason:  I haven’t done any trading!  I have been busy most evenings and just don’t have the time to sit in front of the charts.  Tonight would have been ideal but I have already ruled out trading because of a large drop on the EUR/USD that takes any of my usual ranges out of play.  Anytime the currency hits a new high or a new low then I am sitting back and waiting for another day time to trade!  The spread is also at 3.5 pips and that is way too high considering that I have such small pip goals.  So, I look to other things to entertain me.  How about video games?  It has been a while since I have posted a Zero Punctuation review.  So, here is a gem.  This could be one of the most bitter and angry reviews ever.  I have to say that I agree with him for the most part.  I hate the Sims games.  Why would I spend my free time telling some little character to work and eat and sleep…that’s all shit I have to do!  I want to do things I won’t ever get to do in real life like score a goal in the NHL or car jack a guy after beating a cop to death with a bat.  Perhaps I have said too much.  Check out the review for yourself.

Posted on July 2nd, 2009 by Mike  |  No Comments »

Zero Punctuation: Halo Wars

Wednesday is usually my Forex robot update but since my computer took down my Metatrader software with it I am pretty much out of luck.  I am going to have to setup Bootcamp or something so I can run Windows programs on my new Mac.  Obviously, no time to do that right now…and I need to find my legit copy of Windows :)  So, today you get to learn more about video games!  I have managed to get myself behind the times when it comes to the happenings in the video game world.  Since I am way too busy with school right now my Xbox sits around collecting dust.  Thankfully there are the Zero Punctuation reviews to keep me informed on how much things suck.  I was actually pretty excited to see a review of Halo Wars.  This is a real time strategy game based in the Halo universe.  So, how would a first person shooter world translate into this “god” world?  Apparently not well.  But then again, everything reviewed on Zero Punctuation (except Portal) doesn’t fair too well.  Check out the video review.  Oh yeah, it is someone else doing the opening review for Xblades, but that goes away pretty quickly.

Posted on April 1st, 2009 by Mike  |  1 Comment »

Guitar Hero - The Reason I Did Not Trade Yesterday

Yeah, I didn’t trade last night. I didn’t even look at the charts. Why? Two reasons actually. The first is that I don’t feel the need to trade every single day. This is not a gambling fix this is investing. No money risked is no money lost! The other reason is because my girlfriend cooked me a nice dinner last night and it would be pretty rude to be staring at a laptop while she is trying to have a conversation with me. I was thinking I might trade after dinner. Then I had an even better reason to not trade. She had organized a little treasure hunt in her apartment! I was lead through a series of clues that finally lead to the treasure: Guitar Hero World Tour!!! She bought me the thing! And, this was just totally random! This doesn’t even count as my Christmas gift. SOOOOO COOOL. I think that is as good a reason as any to not trade. Just because I want to give you value for spending time on my blog I have added some extra related media. Here is a pick of me hugging my new toy. And, below that is the Zero Punctuation review of Guitar Hero: World Tour.

Posted on November 27th, 2008 by Mike  |  No Comments »

Zero Punctuation - Grand Theft Auto IV

I really do love these reviews.  I am digging into his archives to show you some of the more popular video game reviews he has done.  This one kinda hurt me a little.  I love Grand Theft Auto IV.  I have loved the whole series.  I cannot find a flaw.  To me, it is the perfect game.  Want to know what Yahtzee thinks?  Watch below.

Posted on October 17th, 2008 by Mike  |  No Comments »

Zero Punctuation - Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

As you probably figured, I didn’t trade again last night. I figured I might as well stay out of things for another week to let the markets calm down. There is no point in me risking my money now. So, it is Friday. I like to bring you some useless fun on Fridays. These are, in my opinion, the best video game reviews in the universe. It gets to the point without ever actually going into another sentence. I always watch these as soon as they are out. Then I realized that maybe you don’t know about them. How rude for me to enjoy without including you. I may have some other ramblings for you today. If not, I will definitely have some good stuff for you this weekend.

Posted on October 10th, 2008 by Mike  |  No Comments »